Battlestar Galactica: The Eye of Jupiter

Battlestar Galactica

It’s the last Battlestar Galactica of 2006. If only 2006 could go on forever after this episode. The humans are harvesting algae from the Algae Planet for food. Hey, watching paint dry is fun too! Starbuck has a weird sort of logic. She won’t get a space divorce because space marriage is a space sacrament. […]

Battlestar Galactica: The Passage

Battlestar Galactica

Battlestar Galactica bored my something awful last week. I don’t cry out in pain this week. The humans in their flying metal space cans are running out of food. They need to find a planet soon. A planet with food, not a planet to eat like Galactus would. These Cylon women really like to keep […]

Battlestar Galactica: Unfinished Business

Battlestar Galactica

I am torn between liking and disliking Battlestar Galactica. Starbuck just used her ex-husband for his man loving, and then went to see her Irish buddy get beat up in the boxing ring. I think he might be whiter than me. That’s quite the task. I guess if there is anyplace that gets less sunlight […]

Battlestar Galactica: Hero

Last Battlestar Galactica involved a chance to eradicate the Cylon race from existence, and a traitor who stopped it from happening. It was heavy. And a little boring. To counteract that boring episode, this one starts with some action packed filing! Seriously. Well, not the action packed part. Just regular filing. Some dreadlocks sporting fool […]

Battlestar Galactica: A Measure of Salvation

Battlestar Galactica will continue to bring me confusion and limited amounts of delight which come from understanding and explosions. The humans boarded a seemingly empty Cylon ship. It wasn’t empty though. The Cylons aboard were either dead or infected. I’m not quite sure how we got from last week’s episode to this week. Maybe this […]

Battlestar Galactica: Torn Part 1

Battlestar Galactica still has me confused, as I am not sure who is a human and who is a Cylon. I could easily put an end to my confusion by looking online, but that is hardly what this website is about. Oh bullocks, another two part episode. I will leave this evening quite unsatisfied. “Cylon […]

Battlestar Galactica: Collaborators

Battlestar Galactica

So far I have seen two full episode of Battlestar Galactica. So forgive me if I’m not quite interested in the many different characters yet. It doesn’t help they the cylons look just like humans. They could use some giant bumps on their head. The humans just escaped from cylon control last episode. I think. […]

Battlestar Galactica: Exodus

Battlestar Galactica

Rolling Stone says Battlestar Galactica is still the best show on television. I didn’t see the big deal last week. Perhaps, once I have a space battle or two under my belt, I will agree. Space battles, for those of you who don’t know, are like regular battles. Like a paternity battle, for instance. But […]