Celebrity Remote: James Gunn
Actor, director, and writer James Gunn has chosen my TV watching schedule for tonight. You may recognize his name from the writing credits on Dawn of the Dead, Tromeo and Juliet, or Slither. He also was the man behind the camera on both Tromeo and Juliet and Slither. He even starred in Lollilove with his wife and The Office star, Jenna Fischer.
As the writer of Dawn of the Dead, except for the scene where the girls runs off to save her dumb dog, James Gunn has a very good handle on horror. The weak hearted may want to turn away now, as the rest behold the horror that is the TV schedule Jameshas picked out. I will be changing channels every fifteen minutes between bad, bad, and worse programs.
First up tonight is 15 minutes of Waiting to Exhale. Since James’ Celebrity Remote had to be pushed back a week, he orignally had me watching something else on BET. BET is BET. That would be a terrible slogan.
Some lady is visiting another lady. She is sad so they drink wine and hold hands under the night sky in the desert. Why do people live in the desert? Water is important. Frank Herbert was well aware of that.
Now there is a man visiting another woman! All men are up to no good, ladies. Oh, it’s okay. He is gay now. You aren’t in any danger, ladies.
James Gunn
Actor, director, and writer James Gunn has chosen my TV watching schedule for Monday, July 31st. You may recognize his name from the writing credits on Dawn of the Dead, Tromeo and Juliet, or Slither. He also was the man behind the camera on both Tromeo and Juliet and Slither. He even starred in Lollilove with his wife and The Office star, Jenna Fischer.
As the writer of Dawn of the Dead, James Gunn has a very good handle on horror. The weak hearted may want to turn away now, as the rest behold the horror of the July 31st TV schedule!
7:00 to 7:15
54 - BET - Waiting to Exhale7:15 to 7:30
19 - Shalom Scripture Studies7:30-7:45
20 - Olivet United Methodist7:45-8:00
23 - WGN - America’s Funniest Home Videos8:00 - 8:15
99 UNI-E - Barrera de Amor8:15 - 8:30
24 QVC - PM Style8:30-8:45
57 - USA - WWE Monday Night Raw8:45-9:00
56 - EWTN - Holy Rosary with Mother AngelicaAnd, if you could, as a final project, please rank the 15 minute intervals from most to least unbearable.
Thanks for travelling to the farthest reaches of the cable channel frontier, going where those of us with weaker constitutions dare not.
Godspeed,
James Gunn
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