This viewing of Supernatural is sponsored by Wendy Horton with a shoutout to the good folks at Supernatural.tv. Wendy probably sponsored tonight so Scrubs fans can’t sponsor the evening over Supernatural again. Huzzah! What am I saying? I never say huzzah.

I’m really excited to be watching Supernatural again. Even though I don’t believe in the supernatural. Isn’t that weird? I think it’s weird.

Someone who I was probably supposed to just got murdered. Wait, Dean is going to tell Sam what Papa Winny whispered before he died. If Dean can’t save Sam, he has to kill him.

Dean asked Sam to lay low while they figured everything out. Sam promptly stole a car and drove to a burnt out house. The we got all exploded by a grenade. But it was just a dream. Someone else’s dream! There’s a neat twist. You don’t have the monopoly on future dreams anymore Sam!

The guy from the beginning who got opened up was a psychic mother-killed-by-demon fellow just like Sam. No worries. Girl with Sam blow-up dream came and saved Sam. I have a feeling she isn’t the only girl dreaming about Sam. Rawr.

Sam and girl stole dead open chest fellow’s psych tape recording. And who is trying to murder these future soldiers of the devil? None other than our jerky vampire killing friend whose name I forgot. Not that the vampires were jerks. He was a jerk.

The jerk captured Dean. We’ll just call him Hunter, since that’s what he does. He’s going to blow up Sam with a grenade. I remember that from somewhere. Oh yeah! Earlier!

The explosions happened. But did they get Sam? There is his shoe. And there is fully put together Sam. That means only one thing. Fist fight, Western style! Aww, no one slid along the bar, and then their head went through a wall, and then they saw the burlesque dancers changing. Ahhhh, Westerns. Oh, and no swinging from chandlers.

The cops came and captured Hunter with his car full of weapons. Good work, Sammy Winny. No one dies. At least we got to see what it would be like if someone exploded. It would be messy.

Whoop. Looks like Girl’s fiance was murdered in his sleep by a demon. Or the girl. Or the demon took the girl and murdered the guy. Either I’m stupid and missed it, or we’ll find out on another episode. Guess we’ll have to keep tuning in.