New House, new House! Thank goodness the winter TV siesta is coming to a close.

The starts off with a fireman by a blazing fire who collapses because he is freezing. Hey, did House agree to go into treatment at the end of last episode? Hold on, it’s coming to me. Okay, he tried to go to treatment and make a deal with the cop. But House was past the time alloted for the deal. I think we’re on pretty even footing now. We should continue forward.

House plead not guilty to, ummmmm, pill illegal takey take. You know, if you want to get all technical.

The patient is now seeing blue. I can see blue too! I’m totally sick! Now they think he has menopause. Ummmm. Maybe I’m not sick.

House checked himself into rehab so he looks like crap for his trial. That House is a smarty. Oh, but he has to accept God in step 2. You know, because there is no such thing as free will.

Blue seeing menopause heart attack guy is having heart attacks when he is near his partner. I have heart attacks when I’m near clams. It’s weird.

Blue man, with his high estrogen levels, is having heart attacks because he is in love with his partner who is engaged to his brother. The solution, electroshock therapy! What becomes of the broken hearted? Now we know.

The electroshock therapy would erase all of his memories. Not just of his lady crush. It’s Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind with no ending of hope.

The guy’s brother wasn’t engaged to the girl. Some spinal thingy was lowering blood flow to the brain and creating false memories.

Everything was solved everywhere. Hooray House.