Supernatural never starts out in a boring way. A girl in the woods gets decapitated by a scythe? Good times!
For those of you who are bound to complain, Sam plus Dean equals Sean. I will continue to say “Sean” even if you don’t like it.
This episode deals with vampires. Those are the fun guys and girls that drink blood.
Sean loves to pretend. First they were reporters, the next moment they are doctors. Do they even want to be demon hunters?
The girl that was decapitated? It was one of those fun boys and girls that like to drink blood. That means she was a vampire. She was probably killed for unrelated reasons. Like gambling or sending inappropriate messages to congressional pages.
Did I mention that Sean has a new set of wheels? They’re showing it to their new vampire hunting friend, Gordon.
This episode is getting nice and grisly. Industrial chain saws are a very messy way to decapitate someone or something.
Sean isn’t too happy with Sean having so much fun killing that vampire. Sean and their new friend are having fun while Sean goes back to the motel.
And just after Sean got warned that they shouldn’t hang around their new friend Gordon, he gets jumped by a bunch of vampires. Even after he was the responsible one and went back to the motel. Never go back to the motel. Either you’re going to get jumped by vampires or you will spend too much on soiled sheets.
As it turns out, these local vampires just want peace. They drink cowâ€™s blood and leave the locals alone. That means Gordon has been murdering them simply out of revenge, not out of necessity. But if you murder out of necessity, it isn’t really murder anymore. It is self preservation or a pre-emptive strike. That is all totally defendable, right? I need to know, so I can kill this dude who looks at me funny.
Gordon hunts vampires because they took his sister. Then he killed his sister because she was a vampire. That’s cold.
These Cingular “Push to Talk” commercials make me want to kill myself.
Sean beat up Gordon and tied him up while Sean got the nice vampire lady to safety. It is time for Sean to drive into the sunrise, leaving Gordon to be untied by someone at a later date. I have a feeling that they haven’t seen the last of this angry angry vampire hunter.
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