The Big Brother 7: All-Stars have been in the house for 72 days. What do they have to show for it? Lots of clips that we will be assaulted with for the next hour.
Mike and Erika are the last two all-stars left in the Big Brother house, and I could care less. That’s not true. I dislike Mike more than I dislike Erika. Don’t get confused, I dislike them both a whole bunch. I was just born with a hatred of anyone who calls themselves “Boogie.” It’s my problem, not theirs.
The last seven people kicked out of the house form the jury. The jury decides which of the final two win the game. The jury is sitting on patio furniture and talking very loudly. They are like your white trash neighbors who sit on the lawn all day. Why did you buy a house if you are going to lay outside until the sun comes up again?
The jury is asking the final two house guests one question each. It is time to become a couple of Spin Doctors. Don’t let anyone know, but I still like them. Did you know that they have five full length albums? Chew on that for a while. It tastes weird.
Howie just plugged his website while voting. Do not visit his website. I don’t know what is on there, but it can only be naked pictures of Howie. Grab the screensaver, if you like.
Clips clips clips clips clips clips clips clips clips.
And Mike wins Big Brother 7: All-Stars. Just another TV event that will not effect our lives in any meaningful way whatsoever.
Speaking of meaningless, let’s move over to Rock Star: Supernova.
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