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Big Brother 7: All-Stars: Finale

Big Brother 7: All-StarsThe Big Brother 7: All-Stars have been in the house for 72 days. What do they have to show for it? Lots of clips that we will be assaulted with for the next hour.

Mike and Erika are the last two all-stars left in the Big Brother house, and I could care less. That’s not true. I dislike Mike more than I dislike Erika. Don’t get confused, I dislike them both a whole bunch. I was just born with a hatred of anyone who calls themselves “Boogie.” It’s my problem, not theirs.

The last seven people kicked out of the house form the jury. The jury decides which of the final two win the game. The jury is sitting on patio furniture and talking very loudly. They are like your white trash neighbors who sit on the lawn all day. Why did you buy a house if you are going to lay outside until the sun comes up again?

The jury is asking the final two house guests one question each. It is time to become a couple of Spin Doctors. Don’t let anyone know, but I still like them. Did you know that they have five full length albums? Chew on that for a while. It tastes weird.

Howie just plugged his website while voting. Do not visit his website. I don’t know what is on there, but it can only be naked pictures of Howie. Grab the screensaver, if you like.

Clips clips clips clips clips clips clips clips clips.

And Mike wins Big Brother 7: All-Stars. Just another TV event that will not effect our lives in any meaningful way whatsoever.

Speaking of meaningless, let’s move over to Rock Star: Supernova.


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  1. Everyone was fooled by Chill Town. Even the jury by Mike’s pathetic bull$#@! appeal at the end. I think when everyone looks back at the tapes, they will realize they let a schmuck walk away with .5 mill. He was completely shameless and road the coattails of Wils. At least Erica had some genuine emotion. Such a turnout truly leaves you with a sick feeling. The guy seriously gives me the creeps and I wouldn’t trust him with changing my tire. (WOW. I’m really lettin’ loose!). Janelle has everyone mesmerized by her beauty, but her flaw is she can’t get along with women. She came out like a hissing cat when it was Mike that voted her out. Do I have to point out another “duh” by chilltown?? Don’t people realize Mike and Wil are going to split? And do people honestly think Wil and Janelle will end up together? This is TV for God’s sake. They are two in love with themselves! Howie ended up being the most pissed off player. Marcellus ended up the smartest. Danielle’s pride was hurt to badly she couldn’t see the move was just strategic. I just hope Erica can survive the bashing she took in the finale and realize the viewers liked her more than most dimwits in the house. She was a pretty straight shooter given all the other backstabbing each of them did. That thing called a man didn’t even shake her hand when he won. Just more proof of what a schmuck he is. So he won Big Brother, but as a person overall, MIKE showed America he IS A LOSER.

    Comment by Deb — September 13, 2006 #

  2. Well put, Deb.

    Like I said while watching the very first episode this season, Mike looks, smells, and acts like a poser.

    Well, maybe he doesn’t smell like a poser. Maybe that is why everyone in the house was fooled for so long.

    Comment by Aric McKeown — September 13, 2006 #

  3. Readed

    The dark ages were caused by the Y1K problem.

    Trackback by Emily — November 1, 2006 #

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